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Barb Taub

Every time a bad Christmas carol plays, an angel throws up in her mouth a little bit. [Image credit: Crank it Up, Ashley Tisdale] [image credit: musicradar] My actual texts sent to The Hub from Glasgow Central Rail Station—

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[14:25]
Train supposed to leave ten minutes ago but no platform announced. Got a bad feeling about this.

[14:27]
Crap. Train cancelled. No explanation.

[14:30]
Reactions around me: 1. Zero surprise (=island residents used to rail/boat fails).

[14:31]
2. Panic (=tourists used to actually going when/where their tickets say).

[14:31]
3. Invisibility (=Railway Agents with a clue about what’s happening).

[14:32]
4. Panic: (=Guy with nice shoes and leather overnight bag) “I’ve GOT to get to the island! Want to split a taxi?” 

[14:32]
5. ME: “Um…no. Taxi would be at least £100. Don’t worry. They usually sort out a bus.”

[14:33]
6. Leather Bag Guy, Part 2: “NO…

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